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Hi!! I’m Haley — an Atlanta-based school psychologist, professional overthinker, reality TV commentator, and self-proclaimed organizer of everyone’s lives except my own. 💋

I spend my weekdays helping kids succeed, writing reports, and surviving on caffeine, and my weekends are usually filled with apartment decorating, online shopping I absolutely don’t need, themed parties, and convincing myself one more candle will fix everything.

I’m equal parts cozy and chaotic: dark wood furniture, oversized hoodies, glossy lips, true crime podcasts, murder mystery parties, and way too many screenshots of things I “might buy later.” I’m also a proud cat mom, older sister, and the type of person who will hype you up immediately after meeting you.

Current personality traits include: planning my sister’s bachelorette weekend like it’s the Met Gala, obsessing over beauty products, and pretending I’m calm while simultaneously having 47 tabs open in my brain. ✨