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Hi Liquid Death Team,

My name is Meg Hadley — I’m an oil painter and the artist behind Jesusjoints Art, and I’m throwing a funeral.

Not for a person — for a season. On May 24th, I’m hosting A Funeral for Spring in Asbury Park, NJ — a surreal, immersive art show built around the death of spring and the rebirth of something stranger. Picture: oil paintings on glass, floral decay installations, guests in black, coffin altars, and a live eulogy to the season. It’s dramatic, it’s weird, it’s theatrical, and honestly? It screams Liquid Death.

I’d love to have Liquid Death as the official water sponsor of the event. It’s a perfect match: the show’s aesthetics are moody, death-driven, cultlike (in a fun way), and deeply branded — just like your cans. We'd serve it from a black altar with your branding fully integrated into the vibe.

In return, you'd get:
Full sponsor signage + product displays at our drink stations
Shout-outs across Instagram, TikTok, and our press materials
Placement at a visually insane, highly photographed show with a deeply loyal art following
A chance to murder thirst at the most stylish funeral in New Jersey
Here’s the event page:
🔗 jesusjointsart.com/a-funeral-for-spring

I drink Liquid Death constantly, and I would be so hyped to feature your brand in this world we’re building. Let me know if you’re interested — I’d be happy to share moodboards, show visuals, or body count projections (joking… mostly).

Cheers (to death),
Meg Hadley
Jesusjoints Art
@jesusjoints
jesusjointsart.com